I found it particularly amusing last night to hear John Kerry say "I have never wavered in my life." This is a guy who recently said a restaurant that has no menu is "my kind of place, because you don't have to - you know, when they give you the menu, I'm always struggling: Ah, what do you want? He just gives you what he's got, right? And you don't have to worry, it's whatever he's cooked up that day. And I think that's the way it ought to work, for confused people like me who can't make up our minds."